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{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 5:22 am

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam!
wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:21 pm

Where ?

{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 4:08 am

hehe its an old monty python skit

Post by **}TCP{Ramses** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:53 pm

A classic - up there with the parrot sketch and the lumberjacks

{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:39 am

im a lunberjack, and thats ok, i sleep all nite i work all day

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:50 pm

What is this "Sleep"ure talking about ?

{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:11 am

ive heard tale, that its a time when you close your eyes lay down and stop typing... doesnt sound like much fun to me!

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:09 pm

Aha ic gotta try that sometime

{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 5:05 am

they say you HAVE too every now and then, but i dont know who "they" are...

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 1:02 pm

Indeed those "They" again wonder who he or she is

Post by **}TCP{Wolf** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 5:59 pm

Well just never say (k)nee...

{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 8:58 pm

it was "it" you couldnt say, they were the "Knights Who Say Ni"

hehe i got that one on dvd, and the life of brian

Post by **}TCP{Wolf** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 10:24 pm

It sounded like "knee" not "ni"...!?

Oh well....

{Z}cribgod · Post by **{Z}cribgod** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 10:37 pm

it is pronounced "knee"

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:40 pm

Ow i thought it was "Nie"

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