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Stupid Warnings :)

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Appliances 1

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Blow Dryer
Keep away from water

Japanese Food Processor
Not to be used for anything else.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Vacuum Cleaner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!


Drinks 1


Miller Lite (Read Comments)
Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.


McDonald's Coffee (Read Comments)
Warning - Contents may be hot.


7 Up
Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.


Swansea Institute of Higher Education, Wales, UK
A letter distributed to staff and students included the following message:

For safety reasons all staff and students are reminded that the taking of hot drinks out of the Refectory / fast food areas is strictly forbidden.

Several slipping accidents have already occurred as a result of liquid being spilt on the floor and the probability of someone suffering from a serious scalding accident whilst walking along busy corridors and getting into crowded lifts is high.

Your full cooperation in ensuring that you do not put yourself and others at risk is required.


Canada Dry Club Soda
Warning: Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially while opening.


Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".

Sainsburys Mineral Water (Read Comments)
Suitable for vegetarians.


Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often


Volvic Natural Mineral Water
Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.


Moet White Star Champagne
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Miscellaneous


Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.


Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark


Unknown Fire Extinguisher
Caution: Non-Flamable


Unknown Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe


Energizer AAA 4 Pack
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.


Summerfield Suites - Near Door
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children


Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow


Blockbuster Giftcard
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Unknown Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

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Post by (CoW) Spooky (J) »

LOL you silly goose

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Post by Falcon »

lol i like the one about the christmas lights :lol:
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