YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS ON THE BATCOMPUTER!
Changed Robin's ringtone to sound like a 9MM semi-automatic.
Good to keep that kid on his toes.
The Batsymbol isn't the silhouette of a bat.
It's the shape of my chest hair.
Just glide-kicked an overweight 12 yr old in green tights.
I think I ruined his Riddler costume but you should've seen the look on his face.
No Robin, I DO NOT consider watching "So You Think You Dance" AGILITY TRAINING.
Limitation breeds innovation. If I could turn my head I never would've developed the "No Look-back Punch."
A true classic.
You can divide criminals into two basic groups:
Those who have never met me.
and those who wish they still had normal bladder function.
Yes Alfred, I know dad wouldn't have done it this way
but I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CHANGING A GODDAMN FUEL FILTER!!!
Last night Joker goes "pull my finger or else the bomb will go off."
... I did it. But Gotham Central was THIS CLOSE to becoming a crater.
Fantastic workout last night.
Got my "take down a room full of mobsters" time down to 8.4 seconds.
I've never felt so alive.
Robin thought it'd be funny to write TEAM JACOB on my cape in puff paint.
So I thought it'd be funny to toss his motorcycle down a chasm.
You could say my dad made me who I am today.
By taking four bullets to the chest in a dirty alley. Happy Father's Day.
Was going to stop Joker from interrupting live broadcast of the Tony awards.
but since no one is watching anyway decided to just stay home.
Alfred, the only thing more boring than watching World Cup is you droning on about it.
You know what's not boring? You making me a smoothie.
For the last time Alfred, they're NOT TIGHTS!
They're DUAL DENSITY CARBON-FIBER LEGGINGS!
And yes, please have them washed.
Robin, I'm NOT DOING A POWER YOGA CLASS WITH YOU!!!
SO STOP ASKING!
srry
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