Welcome to my world!!!!!

[Van]

I rec'd this today in my email .....it is so true

How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find th e #&a mp;a mp;%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle , actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CA M E IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! ! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

[partydevil]

ow your life aint that bad
only minor problems you can solve all by yourself ^^

[}TCP{Coco]

Hi!

Haha, Van, this sounds so funny when you say it like this. But I honestly feel with you and I can tell you that I have these moments too.

Coco.

[cleopatra]

oooo my

[}TCP{Wolf]

I love it when somebody puts the toilet paper roll in the wrong way lol

Tell monkey to stop being a baboon (pun intended) or if it's the husband... nevermind too late

[}TCP{Ramses]

Is there a right way ??

Handy toilet roll tip #1 ..... when the perforations in the top layer of tissue doesn't line up with the bottom layer simply unwind the top layer once and voila ... hassle free toilet paper ripping once again.

Re light bulbs ... get an electrician in

[}TCP{Snowbird]

Hmmmm!!!! Well we heard from the female side of it, but what happened to the rest of the story?!?!?!

I know what you ladies go through during those "DONT TOUCH ME ASS" days, and I have a few stories also to tell:



Menopause Jewelry
> >
> > My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
> > bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
> > able to monitor my moods.
> >
> >
> > We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
> > turns green.
> >
> > When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
> > big fucking red mark on his forehead.
> >
> >
> > Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

[partydevil]

roflmao xD

[Van]

Good one!