How to make a woman happy

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How to make a woman happy

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How to make a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

:-D

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True :giggle:
Patience Is A Virtue
Anger Is A Gift

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I just showed my wife....... She aggreed. :D Get that from YOUR women... :P
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}TCP{Coco wrote:50. not look at other girls
I hate that one. As if monogamy was the only way of life.....
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Post by Van »

lol.....did I see ....read her mind?
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Post by Marwin »

Hehe Coco

I showed this list my brother and he loughed a lot and meaned that u life in a real world...........only this 2 things are important :wink: .

At Positon 42 u mean dependable. In German you can also mean "save to operate" (betriebssicher) ??? LOL

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Post by Muh »

you've forgotten to say: Go and get her some nice shoes :P
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Hehe Muh,:lol:

Nice to see u here!!!!!!


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