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}TCP{Cee · Post by **}TCP{Cee** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:15 pm

hi :O

Kobra · Post by **Kobra** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:41 pm

are you insane or what? :O

SLAPHEAD · Post by **SLAPHEAD** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:35 am

I dont think he is insane.
Just a "what!".

}TCP{Cee · Post by **}TCP{Cee** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:39 am

I must've been possessed back then by some evil Iranian spirit

Kobra · Post by **Kobra** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:06 pm

muhaz^^

Post by **}TCP{Wolf** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:27 pm

}TCP{Kobra wrote:are you insane or what? :O

Are you really expecting replies to rhetorical questions...?

(note: that was a rhetorical question as well...)

the_kay · Post by **the_kay** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:23 pm

lol,

You guys are funny

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:12 am

Cee,

I really need an uplifting story.......please.
You tell such great tales......please.

}TCP{Cee · Post by **}TCP{Cee** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:48 am

I'm waiting for a new shipment of stories, being delivered on December 8th :O

Until then live with one of my olden chatlogs from the golden days of aim (I have enough to publish an WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE PPL DOING ON MY AIM book

)

Session Start (AIM - Chrismesstree:IG Bishop 7): Thu Sep 11 02:39:51 2003
[02:39] IG Bishop 7: bitch boy
[02:39] IG Bishop 7: you wish you were a blood
[02:39] Chrismesstree: shit
[02:40] Chrismesstree: I wish I were something :O
[02:40] Chrismesstree: the ice though
[02:40] IG Bishop 7: if you was a blood i would slit your throat from ear to ear and leave my black flag layin on your face
[02:40] Chrismesstree: cool
[02:40] Chrismesstree: I'm looking forward to that
[02:41] Chrismesstree: and its "if you were"
[02:41] IG Bishop 7: even if you aint a blood ill still do it
[02:41] Chrismesstree: lucky me
[02:41] Chrismesstree: good to have friends like u :/
[02:44] IG Bishop 7: damn right
[02:44] Chrismesstree: (toast)
[02:47] Chrismesstree: yes
[02:47] Chrismesstree: damn right
[02:47] IG Bishop 7: yo fuck you nazi bitch
[02:47] IG Bishop 7: read my info
[02:48] Chrismesstree: good old bishop

[02:49] Chrismesstree: You should be proud to be the first in my profile :O
[02:49] IG Bishop 7: wow im so happy i could shit
[02:49] Chrismesstree: go ahead jimmy
[02:50] IG Bishop 7: you like pokemon dont you
[02:50] IG Bishop 7: and star wars
[02:50] IG Bishop 7: i can tell
[02:50] Chrismesstree: ya
[02:50] IG Bishop 7: a fuckin wanna be nerd that has no friends
[02:50] Chrismesstree: star wars
[02:50] Chrismesstree: yes
[02:50] Chrismesstree: exactly
[02:51] Chrismesstree: While we're at it..you have a serial for hypersnap dx 5.20.01 ? :/
[02:51] IG Bishop 7: what?
[02:51] IG Bishop 7: i dont speak queer
[02:52] Chrismesstree: hypersnap dx 5.20.01 serial :/
[02:52] IG Bishop 7: my connection
[02:52] Chrismesstree: no -__
[02:52] Chrismesstree: Serial
[02:52] Chrismesstree: SERIAL
[02:52] Chrismesstree: Theres no connection in serial
[02:52] IG Bishop 7: the shit you put in bowls and eat in the morning
[02:52] Chrismesstree: -_-
[02:52] Chrismesstree: SERIAL
[02:52] Chrismesstree: Cant u spell ? -_-
[02:53] Chrismesstree: so..now ?
[02:54] IG Bishop 7: i eat serial in the morning
[02:54] IG Bishop 7: its tasty
[02:54] IG Bishop 7: yummy, yummy, yummy
[02:55] Chrismesstree: its cereal :/
[02:55] Chrismesstree: Hypersnap
[02:55] Chrismesstree: dx
[02:55] Chrismesstree: get it ?
[02:55] IG Bishop 7: no its serial
[02:55] Chrismesstree: ur serial
[02:55] IG Bishop 7: serial is tasty
[02:55] IG Bishop 7: yum
[02:55] IG Bishop 7: yum yum
[02:56] Chrismesstree: ur gf is tasty too :/
[02:56] IG Bishop 7: i know
[02:57] IG Bishop 7: brb
[02:57] Chrismesstree: my gf is a 4200 :O
[02:57] IG Bishop 7: my girlfriend is tasty
[02:58] Chrismesstree: fine
[02:58] Chrismesstree: whats her sn ?
[02:58] IG Bishop 7: Cocoa kisses 99
[02:58] Chrismesstree: too long
[02:58] IG Bishop 7: she dont like you
[02:58] IG Bishop 7: she says fuck you cock smoker
[02:59] Chrismesstree: good
[02:59] IG Bishop 7: im goona go eat some serial
[02:59] Chrismesstree: she should use punctuation when talking to me :/
[02:59] Chrismesstree: yes..eat your serial
[02:59] IG Bishop 7: yummy
[02:59] IG Bishop 7: yummy
[02:59] IG Bishop 7: yummy
[02:59] IG Bishop 7: you are a fagit
[02:59] IG Bishop 7: you cock smoker
[03:01] Chrismesstree: good
[03:01] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (IG Bishop 7): Thu Sep 11 03:01:35 2003

Post by **Pitbull** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:20 pm

}TCP{Cee wrote: [02:52] Chrismesstree: hypersnap dx 5.20.01 serial :/

A wild guess.

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Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:29 pm

Not what I was looking for

Post by **}TCP{Wolf** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:12 pm

{KDS}Pitbull wrote:....

I think he no longer needs it

Thu Sep 11 02:39:51 2003

Post by **}TCP{Ramses** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:21 am

Hehe a nice lesson in how to confuse the ignorant (ie Bishop), Cee

}TCP{Cee · Post by **}TCP{Cee** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:56 am

Yes, that was quite a while ago with the Hypersnap..The days before bittorrent :O

So that didnt cut it ? Some story..Well..

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of tcp there was a wise but always drunk ruler, King Carnage. He was sitting on his throne waiting for the next belch when the jester stumbled in.
"My dear jester", he shouted incoherently, "I am drunk beyond anything mortals can comprehend. Make me laugh."
The jester scratched his head in thought and replied "Well you see.. I have this sip over voip for ts when ventirol is working up on gnu linux based.."
The king raised his hand. "What is this nonsense ? I asked for entertainment and you give me klingon ? Guards, I blame the Kay ! Remove his head at once".
The guards dragged the Kay off, who wasnt even existant before and proceeded to chop his head off.
"WAIT !!", a voice shouted. It was Wolf, the technical advisor of the kingdom who built many fixes to the unstable castle and who also kept nagging the Kingdoms most bootiful and desired guy, the Cee, who will not make a cameo here.
"WAIT I SAID !! I need to get some popcorn for this first".
"Make haste, tech dood, because it is an urgent matter to finish this off before.." The king didnt get to finish the sentence when all of a sudden a masked guy appeared in the hall.
"I am Taz, the assassin from another religious country and I came to help the guy in need. Where is he at ?", he asked, looking around the hall and spotting Wolf.
"You there ! The guy with the weird glasses ! Find me a way out of this story to get the Cee back for including me AGAIN in something silly like this ! Damn that guy, he just keeps adding me in his posts on the forum and..". The king got up and barfed. "I do think this story outlived its purpose by now", he said, wiping the stuff off his facial hair.
"But king, we didnt even include any other peeps, is this really fair ?", Wolf asked. They both looked at the Kay and nodded in silent agreement.
"Let us blame him again for everything in this story, which the Van actually demanded (who also didnt appear...that'd be way too much happening..the clan is too big..) and.. At this point, Ramses the diplomatic guy of the kingdom hurried in and said "Enough of this. We have to work together to build a better foundation for the future. Lets all unite in an effort to reach our goals faster, make the world better, recompile Kernels, kill some snakes and forget all about this story, because I dont like this role. But before that, let us FINALLY finish off the kay". He went to get the hatchet and already held it ready to chop when the damn door of this kingdom, where everybody seemed to be able to enter without any trouble at all, since the guards (Slaphead and ZZ) didnt appear either.
It was the Van, who did show up after all. "What a tragedy ! You want to kill somebody in here for.." she noticed the kay, "GIVE ME THE HATCHET, I'M GONNA KILL THAT GUY !! DONT TEMPT ME !! I'M SO IN RAGE MAN !! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL !!" and so she did...
The End :O

Post by **}TCP{Ramses** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:14 am

erm ... maybe eat less rich food before you sleep I'd say

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