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Eh, was bored and thought this would be fun ^^

Heard this on the radio Tuesday and thought it was pretty funny.

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A Teacher made an assignment to her 5th grade students to have their parent(s) tell them a story with a moral. Students come back the next day to share the stories.

Teacher: "Ok, Samantha, I believe your hand was up first."

Samantha: "We live on a farm and we raise chickens for the eggs. One day we put the eggs in the basket and on the truck to take to the egg market, but the eggs flew out and went all over everything."

Teacher: "What was the moral to this story?"

Samantha: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Teacher: "Very good! Susan, I believe you were next."

Susan: "Well, we live on a farm too and we also have chickens, but we raise them for the meat market. We had 10 eggs once, but they all died."

Teacher: "What was the moral?"

Susan: "Don't kill your chickens before they hatched."

Teacher: "Very good Susan! Tommy, you're next"

Tommy: "Well, my daddy told me about my aunt Marry and how she was in Desert Storm and her aircraft was hit. She jumped out of the plane, but all she had with her was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun, and a machetti. She drunk all the whisky on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, then she landed in the middle of 100 enemy soldiers! She killed 70 of them with the machine gun before she ran out of bullets. She hacked up 20 of them with the machetti before the blade fell off, and killed 10 with her bare hands!"

Teacher: "Oh my...what was the moral of the horribly story?"

Tommy: "Stay the hell away from Aunt Marry when she's been drinking!"

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hope you enjoyed ^^

Will there be a second or is that your fav joke ?

I will translate some German joke with altavista for enhanced comedy fx..

A Trabbi with Schmackes comes on ' ne gas station geduest, the service-station attendant leans bored at a gasoline pump and looks. The driver jumps out of the Trabbi, calls to the service-station attendant: "tanks it ask FULL!" Then he runs to the toilet. After five minutes it returns and asks: "well, how much went purely?" Whereupon the service-station attendant: "794 litres - more did not fit, because the side window was still on..."

went great :O

The guests when leaving the restaurant to the landlord: "it harms that we were not already in former times here." "did it taste so good you?" "that, but then would not be perhaps still freshly been the meat..."

Jokes made in Hongkong

I didn't really get that

but no it wasn't my last one. I'll do more sometime ^^

"We want more"

www.google.com has tons more :O

gee thanks cee

I get my other jokes from my math teacher. He was the coolest teacher Half the class he told jokes and had discussions on how crappy the english language is and how this generation ruined abbreviations and story tales like Puss in Boots (with our perv minds)