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Scientific Unreal Tournament 2004 Studies

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:57 pm
by the_kay
the_kay Research Center presents...
Scientific Unreal Tournament 2004 Studies - Episode 1:
How many 'Holy Shits' can you get at maximum?

In color! (only the headline, though)

Our Scientific Researchersâ„¢ (read: the_kay) have once again spend millions of dollars and hundreds of hours trying to find an answer to the highly interesting and until now unanswered ur-question of life: How many 'Holy Shits' can you really get?.

And after reading this Episode, you will know the shocking truthâ„¢.

In our research institute we made many experiments that unearth the truthâ„¢. But before we present you those, we'd like to show you how we were able to get to this point.

Our experiment:
Gametype: Freezetag (Freon) (we thought Freon was the best gametype to choose because dead players can be recycled and killed again)
Map: DM-FnG-TrainingGrounds (we tried many other maps, but TrainingGrounds was really the best because it had wide, big, open areas)
Game Rules:
  • Starting Health: 1
  • Starting Armor: 0
  • Challenge Mode: Off
  • Minutes per Round: 0 (infinite)
  • Random Pickups: Off
  • Bots: 0 (Mutator BotManager was used)
  • Goal Score: 0 (infinite)
  • Friendly Fire Scale: 0 (Friendly Fire is off)
Additional Settings: 999 Ammo for every weapon (Through clever investigations, our researchers found out that ammo settings can only be modified in multiplayer game mode, but these settings will also work for single player)
God Mode (It's no fun dying all the time when you have serious studies to make)

Number of Bots: 30 enemy bots (Many bots were necessary, though we had problems as UT2004 occasionally crashed with too many bots. We tried also 60 Bots, but those were too many)

And now, the shocking results...

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But now you have waited long enough. Here is the result:

You can have, in the computer game Unreal Tournament 2004, at maximum, at total of...

255 Holy Shits!

This means, that the number of Holy Shits is stored in one byte. You can't have 256 Holy Shits because 0 is also a valid value.

We have added a demo so that you can verify our studies. Apparently this forum doesn't allow me to upload .demo so, I uploaded it somewhere else. Get the file here (8.5 MB).
Text that belongs to the attachments: This is the demo where you can verify everything we did. Somehow the number of 'Holy Shits' doesn't show up correctly, so you'll have to try and hear how many there are. Also note, that this demo could crash your computer because it has 30 players in it (which is more than the TCP ONS server has)

Thank you for your attention.

Be sure to tune in next week when we will finally unveil the answer to the question: "Does 'Killing Spree' has a limit, too?"

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:51 pm
by Kobra
o rly?

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:41 pm
by }TCP{Skarijscout
:nuts:

lol

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:42 pm
by }TCP{Ramses
Oh eck :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:12 pm
by }TCP{Carnage
Me thinks Dr.Kay has too much time on his hands :P

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:20 pm
by }TCP{seNtic
}TCP{Carnage wrote:Me thinks Dr.Kay has too much time on his hands :P
Exactly what I was thinking hehehe.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:51 pm
by }TCP{Cee
I would want to know how the ratio overplayed maps (rankin, campingcrap, grendelhell) : less played maps (anything else) is :O

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:00 pm
by }TCP{Snowbird
Well...That was interesting!!! Can't wait for the next issue!

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:57 pm
by the_kay
}TCP{Carnage wrote:Me thinks Dr.Kay has too much time on his hands :P
That's indeed the case :)
Holidays started today (6½ weeks)
}TCP{DAFrank wrote:Well...That was interesting!!! Can't wait for the next issue!
Hehe, thanks :)

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:34 am
by }TCP{Snowbird
Go get some sunshine, Sunshine. Enjoy your holidays.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:56 pm
by }TCP{Coco
Hi!

Hehe, well done, kay. :-) I enjoyed reading this one!

If you got that much time now, why not use it to redisign our homepage? ;-) We had this topic some weeks/months ago. :-)

Coco.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:56 pm
by Taz
Damn addicts :P

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:51 pm
by the_kay
}TCP{Coco wrote:Hi!

Hehe, well done, kay. :-) I enjoyed reading this one!

If you got that much time now, why not use it to redisign our homepage? ;-) We had this topic some weeks/months ago. :-)

Coco.
Thanks Coco :)

What do you mean with redesigning the homepage? I don't really do webdesign :-/

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:42 pm
by }TCP{Coco
}TCP{the_kay wrote:What do you mean with redesigning the homepage? I don't really do webdesign :-/
Well, I mean the page www.tcpclan.net . Some time ago we were discussing to give the page a new look. And since you had such a success with the page for your school, I thought you could do something about it. ;-)

Coco.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:36 pm
by }TCP{Cee
He made a wikithingy, not a page :P