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Would you please write a new story for us? Please?

Once I got around to fix all my Windows stuff again ;_;
Until then, I need a story to keep me alive

a story? can it include dwarfs? dwarfs + midgest = funny



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}TCP{Cee wrote:Once I got around to fix all my Windows stuff again ;_;
Until then, I need a story to keep me alive

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Bunte Kuh doesnt run anything I wanna use

}TCP{Cee wrote:Bunte Kuh doesnt run anything I wanna use

It runs ut2004

He doesn't even like that game

You can also add dark elfes to the story (Im playing one of them in Morrowind ) and ugly orks (orcs? whatever ;P) and }TCP{ clan playing U1 Monstermash and TAM, ONS, and VCTF in UT2004 .

OK Im starting te story and you have to lenght the story:

One beautiful day, Van was going throught the dark forest and wiping out enemies in Monstermash challenge. Suddently she said : "O, shit! I have no ammo left to my ASMD!. Im in trouble, need someone to help me with...". Before she managed to finish sentence, some strange person arrived with Flak Cannon and killed last 8 Skaarjs. "Watch out! Dino behind you!" she said and started to spam the air with laser beams of Dispersion Pistol. "Headshot!" she shouted in happiness.
-"Who are you?"
-"I am dark elf. You can call me Geralt"
-"Well then thank you, Geralt"
-"What you're gonna do now?"
-"I will fly my ship to the Tournament league with code 2004, to score few more kills. Are you going with me?"
-"Hmm..Tournament? That one owned by Liandri Corp?"
-"Yes, I like fighting in it. Its nice piece of fun to frag together with my
}TCP{ warrior-friends."
-"Ah I would like to fly with you, but I live here on NaPali together with Nalies. They are like my family, so I must stay here to defend them"
-"OK then, bye. Maybe I'll return here."
Van has gone to her ship, entered it and flown to Earth, but...

(Now you create further adventures of Van )

Wait, if I am supposed to write one, I'd have to continue the old one where everybody..died ?..and Van and Ramses...met the Cow..Muh...and went to the Shed...in search for the ULTIMATE ADRENALINE TO RESTORE THE KINGDOM OF TCP (TM)...I cant really remember what happened so far in detail, but..lets go

The Shed, place of cows, home of Muh, place that smells of crap and spilled milk. Here they sat, our heroes Van and Ramses, who are on their quest to find the ULTIMATE ADRENALINE TO RESTORE THE KINGDOM OF TCP (TM).
"Now, cow..Do you know anything to help us out here ?", asked Van, looking at the freakish half cow, half...man....
"Not so fast. Is anybody thirsty ? I think I have some milk left"
"Finally something to drink ! And even milk, my favourite !", shouted Ramses with delight. Muh left and returned 5 mins later with a nice glass of milk.
"Oohh, you even warmed it up, thats quite considerate of you.", Ramses added while gulping down the content of the glass. Van watched him and asked an obvious question that one should ask, when being served milk by a cow/guy thing in a shed : "Do you use gas or electricity for your stove ?"
"Stove ? I just milked it off fres..". However he couldnt finish the sentence. A ray of milk travelled the room in lightspeed and left a hole in the other side of the wall, while coughing and gargling noises could be heard. Van cracked a sincere smile.
"Now then.. Tell us where to find the ULTIMATE ADRENALINE TO RESTORE THE KINGDOM OF TCP (TM), please", Van said while playing with her gun under the table.
"Uhh, the story I heard is, that a wise man who once lived, had found a secret way to create an Adrenaline so powerful, it could revive most anybody. Legend goes, that the old man was a descendant of...", the semi cow started to explain, but was rudely interrupted at that point.
"Listen, pal. I've had a bad day, had to walk through woods, didnt have a bath yet, forgot my rollers, didnt even get a cup of coffee and now you rattle my cage by telling me lots of boring stuff, which I didnt ask you about." The cow nervously stuck a cigarette in his mouth and proceeded to light it. "If you wanna smoke go outside, otherwise I'd have to shoot the thing OUTTA YOUR MOUTH AND I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE AIM !!", Van cried, pulling her Flak out of her bag o'womanly secrets. "Now Van, theres no need to be rude", said Ramses, who became silent again when the gun was pointed at him. All he could add was "Carry on".
"Alright, now heres a map of where the thing supposedly is.. Dont shoot me and please let me go with you, we can be a marry band", the cow said.
"Yes, come with us". Van and Ramses turned around to see where the voice came from, but nobody was there. "Thanks so much !!! LETS GO !!!".
They packed their stuff and set off to the first place on the map, not wondering about the hidden voice anymore.
Van actually demanded to ride on the cow and was quite persuasive to get what she wanted. After around 10 mins of silent walking and riding, they arrived at an old temple, which was supposedly the home of the Elder of some sort of important clue to find the ULTIMATE ADRENALINE TO RESTORE THE KINGDOM OF TCP (TM). He wasnt home. Van threw a tantrum while Ramses and the Muh Cow hid in a rabbit hole some 30 km away, to be out of range.
"Whats all this Ruckus ?", a voice asked. Van turned around to see a man.. Not some ordinary man, it was a man with a ring on his hand. A married man. "Who are you and why do you think its a good idea to disturb me during my rage attack ?", she asked the slightly scared man.
"I...I am sorry.. Its just that me and my wife came to visit the temple".
"Your wife ? Where is she ?"
"MMMAAAARRRCCCYYYY !!! Come here !! MAAAAARRRCCCYYY !!", he shouted. The next moments will be skipped, just to save time. Lets just say it all ended with Ramses and the cow wondering how to get rid of 2 corpses. "Lets forget the temple, lets just ask the King", the cow suggested. "The King ? Car ? The drunk ? The useless drunk King Car ? King of Drunks ? Useless too ? That one ?", Van asked.
"Well...maybe not..The thing is, I have this SUMMON 1 DEAD TCP FOR FREE AND GET 50 $ OFF YOUR NEXT TRAVEL ARRANGEMENT (TM), which I found on...Marcys...well..what was left of his body.."
"His body ? He was a guy ?", Ramses asked surprised. "NEVERMIND ALL THAT, YOU ARE ALL STARTING TO ANNOY ME AGAIN !! SUMMON SOMEONE AND TELL HIM TO TELL US THE WAY BEFORE I BURST WHICH WILL END IN ONE OF YOU BURSTING !!". Ramses and the Cow backed away. Muh started fiddling with the device and suddenly some fog appeared.
"I think someone is coming", said the Muh.
"Who is it ? It better be someone useful like Wolf or...Wolf..Not Car please. NOT THE DRUNK OR I'LL SNAP". (You can tell its Van, once the letters are being capitalized).
"Its getting clearer", Ramses noticed and tried to touch the fog. "Ehh..it feels like London", he added.
"Might feel like London, but ur actually touching my..", some voice outta the fog said, which made Ramses pull back his hand and extend it into a nearby river for intensive cleaning.
"Oh my..Its not the drunk King.. PRAISE GOD OR ALLAH (IF UR TAZ) OR DARWIN (IF UR KAI) ! But whos that ? Must be one of the guys we dont have a picture from, because I dont recognize him".
"Hello, its me, TCP .......... . .. . ... . . . . ... . .. .TO BE CONTINUED !!!=!=!=!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What a cliffhanger ending to the non existant story... Will the tcps ever be back ? Who was the invisible voice ? Is Marcy really married ? Who is the foggy TCP ? Will Ramses hand ever smell like fish and chips again ? And why was there so much talk and no action at all ? WE SHALL SEE ONE DAY...I GUESS .....

Cee did u write fantasy story or its "day of }TCP{ member" ? Its seems a bit nonsense story. I don't get it too much.

Hehe brilliant once again

Funny lol
keep up the good work

Haha

That was a good one, you should write a book

Cee, ur a geneous, man. Well made story. And thanks for the laugh.