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Dear Spam Forum, today I will use you to write my deepest thoughts and feelings :O

I got up after a long sleep, the Coke probably kept me awake longer than it should (that is Coca Cola, not Pepsi. ITS MY HEIMSPIEL).
Breakfast was bread..dull..boring..not much..My hopes for Kelloggs Cornflakes (KICKERIIKII) were shattered by the absence of milk.
No cow to milk either, what happened to the good old days of farming and having animals in your house ?
Phone rang and President Bush asked me about advice for Iran. What does he expect me to say everyday ? I think hes just waiting for me to give in and say BOMB IT ALREADY, GEEDUBBYA, but I wont break.

After a healthy bath in money everything looks better. Though I think I swallowed some coins, since it makes rattling noises when I bounce off the rubber walls of my room.
Claudette, the maid, came in and asked me how I felt..Since I was in a playful mood, I cheekily (cheekely ? chickaroo ? cockadoodledoo ?) replied "wtf bs lawl" and started my cambooter.
By God, 16 mbit is now available in your region. The message hit me hard and unprepared.
Should one upgrade or stick with the normal 6 mbit ? Claudette wasnt very helpful, shouting out phrases like "Quel Malheur, France ne pas win the game against Corea de Sour".. "Calm down, Clothilde" was my reply and a comforting kick sent her outta my room for good.

And so I ended up here in this forum again. How was your day ?

marry me ffs :O

President Bush is taking advice from you ? That explains a lot

You're no girl..you may be gay, but no girl :/

And the president doesnt take advice from he, usually does the opposite of what I'm telling him to do. Hes quite the angry kid when you try to reason with him :O

I don't get that what you're wrote but its funny. You hate your life?

lol ;_;

ahahaah

I dont really hate my life, its just so weird :O
Today I had cornflakes again.. DEJA VU ?

Thanks Cee, I really enjoyed that. Hehehehehe!!!!!

Can't you tell Bush to not send me money..as he does the opposite o.O;;

He sadly doesnt do opposites, which would end up as being negative for him personally (i.e. beneficial for others )

Bush?

OMG! Didn't you know? If you mention Bush on the Internet the CIA is comming to get ya and torture you at Guantanamo Bay!
Especially if you are talking about Guantanamo!

Oh, wait, there is someone at the dooraarrghhh.......*dead*

My dad has something with his eye, sorta blind, anyway he had to go to the hostipal to some doctor...guess what his name was o.O

Lol Kay ..... erm or so sad (just in case that last post was finished by the agent)

Hope Doctor Bush could help your dad Fear

yeh my dad is fine (as like always..no matter what) no wurries about that

this docter did well..though....ya never know.."bush" >.> that USA dude cant even ride a bike so why could he really fix an eye ;_;