Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:42 am
Thank you everyone!
Happy Birthday and all that
Have this awesome poem as an additional present and dont forget to frame it
Roses are red, violets are blue,
and if they had a job, I'd tell you what they do,
but they do not as you well know,
because they are flowers which in gardens grow,
and if your garden doesnt have them,
then go to your local flower store right now and buy one pair of them for just 5,99.. Yes, thats 5,99, you heard me right ! Right now on sale for just 5,99 !! We are rapidly running out of stock, so hurry before someone's desperate husband grabs the last one ! Can you really risk a divorce just because you hesitated for a few seconds to buy some flowers ?
Thats what I thought ! 5,99 ! Maybe we can even haggle it down a little, it would ruin us but we are willing to cut you some slack and maybe lower the price !
How does 5,98 sound ? We will have to cut out the Christmas bonus for the cleaning lady, but thats how we do things. We are the humane company, we always consider whats best for everyone !
Because this is the corporate world, a world full of feelings and emotions !!
Feelings and Emotions.. Thats what brings us back to your birthday, so happy birthday :O
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