Male Date-Rape Drug :lol:

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:35 pm

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.
Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with women to whom they normally would never be attracted.
After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this Beer scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works click Here

}TCP{Snowbird · Post by **}TCP{Snowbird** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:08 pm

OH YEAH BABY!!!!

I only need 2 of those drug thingys, called "Beer", and damnnn whopie-ay-yaeh she was lookin sure nice!!!

***HIC***

Cool find man.

AND... Remember the wise old saying from one of our fore fathers...

"Women all get preatier at closeing time...!!!"

Apollo · Post by **Apollo** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:10 pm

nice 1.

-P- · Post by **-P-** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:35 am

well that explains what happend to cent then

....although i understand his wife also plays golf

.....THERE IS NO ESCAPING !!!!! O.o

menace · Post by **menace** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:08 pm

i allready was raped

Centurio · Post by **Centurio** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:12 pm

Ave

hahaha u only wish it would be u P !

Post by **Pitbull** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:14 pm

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDAâ€™s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you canâ€™t remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

-P- · Post by **-P-** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:26 am

Centurio wrote:Ave

hahaha u only wish it would be u P !

hrhrhr

how much you wana bet Santa brings you balls for Xmas?

Ronny. · Post by **Ronny.** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:03 pm

lolz

an ive had this.

"WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers".
lol

Nah rly ive never been drunk tbh:).

Post by **}TCP{Carnage** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:28 pm

Me neither

Mupp3t · Post by **Mupp3t** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:19 am

u dont know what u miss.....

but, then again, that might be a good thing =p

}TCP{Snowbird · Post by **}TCP{Snowbird** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:39 pm

}TCP{Carnage wrote:Me neither

The bottles are just too small for us. If they made the bottles bigger, than we would drink less, and then maybe get drunk?

"Girls always look better at closeing time"

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